On the way home from the Library just now...
Heidi: [wistfully looking out the window of the van] I wish animals weren't afraid of people...(sigh)...there are so many animals I want to pet!
Me: [absentmindedly responding, distracted by driving, construction, other kids, etc] Yeah, that would be fun.
Heidi: I know what we could do! We could get a big picture of Jesus and tape it on our face like a mask!
Me: [tuning in and wondering] What?
Heidi: Cuz animals love Jesus. If I taped Jesus' face on mine they wouldn't be scared of me, they would bow down and start singing, "Alleluia!" cuz they love Jesus. We should totally do that, mom.
Something to think about come hunting season, people.