Heidi-isms

On the way home from the Library just now...

Heidi: [wistfully looking out the window of the van] I wish animals weren't afraid of people...(sigh)...there are so many animals I want to pet!

Me: [absentmindedly responding, distracted by driving, construction, other kids, etc] Yeah, that would be fun.

Heidi: I know what we could do! We could get a big picture of Jesus and tape it on our face like a mask!

Me: [tuning in and wondering] What?

Heidi: Cuz animals love Jesus. If I taped Jesus' face on mine they wouldn't be scared of me, they would bow down and start singing, "Alleluia!" cuz they love Jesus. We should totally do that, mom.

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Something to think about come hunting season, people.

Comments

Rich said…
That is the best thing I have ever heard! Awesome Heidi we all need a Jesus mask!
Jenn said…
She slays me!! I think she is a genius!! I'm just sayin'
Cannwin said…
haha that is the best!
Sarah said…
Oh thank you for this! I needed this laugh today! I'm still laughing! So adorable!
Audrey said…
My eyes are watering, that was great!
Anonymous said…
That's my girl!!!!!

-Deb
Crumpy said…
So funny!!! I think we should all try it!
Stephanie :) said…
She is hysterical! I love that she was sorta sad that she couldn't pet animals because they are afraid of people rather than the other way around (Like I see it).
Aimless said…
I haven't laughed so hard at anything in a long time! hahaha. love you Heidi. My kids make you apart of their conversations everyday. "Heidi this" and "Heidi that."

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